- don’t click on any blogs that you don’t know
- don’t click on any blogs that you do know
- don’t click anywhere
- actually just set fire to your computer
- change your name to pepito and move to mexico
- marry a man called juan, have 7 kids and start a guacamole farm
girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!
if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it
What if in 10 years stand up comedy is just some guy on stage with a laptop and a projector typing text posts and instead of laughing the audience just half smiles and blows air out of their nose really hard
breaking bad? what about breaking BEDs ha hahaha ha hahah fuck me
*deep voice* yummy yummy